Rocky View Real Estate

tammy forrest
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RE/MAX Rocky View Real Estate
540 2nd Ave SE
Airdrie, AB
T4B 2C2 CA
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A history joke
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!

A math joke
Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!

A history joke
Why did the knight run about shouting for a can opener?
He had a bee in his suit of armour!

A history joke
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

A history joke
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!

 
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
 
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!



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